Fun at work #1

Setting: work
People: Me, Lorielle (coworker #1), Connie (older coworker #2)

(I roll my chair over to Lorielle.)

Lorielle: when is your twin getting married?
Connie: You have a twin!?

(I look at Connie and roll away, because she should know).

Connie: You have to remember, I'm old and I forget things.
Me: My mom is your age, and she ALWAYS remembers I have a twin.